The Undeniable Facts about Matt King
Birthdate: Scholars maintain that the exact date was lost in translation. But an educated
guess can put his birthdate somewhere between the Paleozoic and Mesozoic eras.
Residence: Usually in the heavens with his fellow immortals, but realistically he can
reside where ever he wants
Favorite Food: Planters Unsalted Cashews
Favorite Color: Kh aki Brown or Abercrombie Red, depending on how tired he is at the time
of questioning.
Hobbies: Modeling, making people feel insignificant, doing windmills with his penis at the YMCA showers,
shopping at Abercrombie & Fitch, saving lives, teaching America's youth to read, and collecting Buffalo Nickles.
Wishes his Name Was Really: Trevor Riggenboden
